125+ Saucy And Flirty Texts To Send To Your Crush (Even If They’re Your Spouse)

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Are you desperately trying to get the attention of the person you love? Whether you’re in a serious relationship, maintaining a casual relationship, or actively trying to get your flirtatious best friend to do more than flirt, a simple text can make a big difference. However, flirting via text messages is very different from sexting. Just as flirting in real life relies on pick-up lines, it requires a bit of subtlety and sass. I’m not trying to be serious…just for fun. However, you can still use the right lines to get your point (or desire) across and accomplish your mission.

Everyone loves a cheeky message from their lover, but sometimes coming up with one can be a little difficult. While you may not want to send or share full nudes, sexy messages can be just as effective. So, make your workplace boos a little hotter by giving them the perfect rush home message. These short and sweet flirty texts can range from innocent to scandalous. Use your best judgment to determine which is the right one to send to your sleeping baby. Yes, it could be that new acquaintance you’ve been eyeing for the past few weeks, or it could be your husband of 20 years.

cute and flirty text

I don’t have anything interesting to say, but I really wanted to talk.
Have you thought about me at all today? If yes, enter “Y”.
If I asked you, what would you say? (Not that I’m still…)
Lunch was fun! I love sitting across from you.
Let’s be honest: twirling your hair, biting your lip, and frowning in concentration are some of your favorite things to do.
Which emoji reminds you of me?
Want to know trade secrets?
I’m in bed and it’s very cold. I need friends to hug me.
Can I wear your sweatshirt to sleep tonight?
I’ll never get tired of thinking about you or talking to you.
You’re the world champion that makes me grin like an idiot.
Please tell me your biggest regret. In my case, I didn’t climb on the table to kiss you last night.
You look especially hot right now. Don’t worry, I’m not stalking you…I’m just hoping you’re fine as always.
I’m out shopping and I’m in the changing room. Can you help me choose what to buy?
Want to choose the perfect outfit for a date night, work, etc? You can start with my underwear.
Netflix and chill?
My bed smells like yours, but I’m worried that the smell will fade quickly. How soon can I go back?
Have I told you how much I enjoy your lips?
You won’t be able to make me blush. (Or you’re really good at making me blush.)
Please take me on a date.
I don’t want to eat out with anyone because I’m hungry. Also choose a restaurant. Please tell me you’re coming.
If you’re trying to decide whether or not you should pick me up, you definitely should.
How long will it take for you to realize that I like you and for you to say that you like me too?
I hate everyone. Except for you.
Last night was perfect. thank you.
Would you hate it or love it if I showed some skin on a date night?
I love the way goosebumps appear on my body when you whisper in my ear.
Stop playing games… Shall we flirt or something?
I can’t stop remembering your delicious scent.
I want you to rub my shoulder right now.
Is it too forward to come out and say I love you?
do you miss me If yes, enter “Y”.
Are you in the mood for fun?
Want to play games?
Which emoji will remind you of me?
Why not take this conversation offline and make it a little more personal?
I couldn’t wait for the 3rd day, so I’m sending you this message now.
I get a rush of adrenaline when a message from you pops up.
Hello, nothing to say. I just wanted you to know that I’m thinking of you.
Ah, I wonder if a butterfly looks like this? Interesting.
I just said goodbye a while ago, and I’m already lonely.
I love you more than wine.
You may not be able to see it, but you are never far from my mind.
It’s cold. Would you like to come over here and warm me up?
Your scent on my pillow is my favorite scent.
I have to call in sick tomorrow and spend the whole day in bed.
Go to bed early and go to bed late.
what are you craving right now?
I can’t help but think about when you did (fill in the blank).
Are you hungry? Want to unwind at Chipotle?
Don’t you think it’s been a while since we’ve been together?
Today was the worst. I want you to come and cheer me up.
It’s hard to concentrate on work when things keep popping up in your head.
I drink a case of beer and take the weekend off from work. The only thing missing is you.
You may think it’s a lie, but you are exactly the person of my dreams.
I just finished reading a book that I think you’ll like. You should come and get it.
Every message you send me is like a small gift.
In my heart, your arms are wrapped tightly around me.
I still can’t believe we got along (fill in the blank with your cheeky place and time).
How long until I can bury my face in your neck again?
The only debate I want to have with you is whether you are a big spoon or a small spoon.
It’s really hot. Just send a text message to remind you.
I’m trying to plan ahead…how long will it take for you to realize that you’d rather be with me than anywhere else?
Can I book a trip to a bed-focused B&B?
I had a dream where I was sending an email, so I woke up and decided to make it a reality.
Hey, are you at the mall now? I feel like I’ve met you, but maybe it’s another incredibly attractive person.
I can’t stop laughing when I think about last night.
No one understands me like you do.
Now that I’ve officially texted you, I’ll be staring at my phone, nervously waiting for it to beep.
I laugh like an idiot when I see your name pop up on my phone.
i like you What are you going to do about it?
You’re causing some very sexy thoughts…btw.

NSFW text

I had a dream that we were sexting. Imagine my disappointment when I woke up and realized I wasn’t yet…
i’m bored. Please tell me about a sexual dream you had.
I’m at work. Guess what I’m not wearing!
How many licks does it take to reach the center?
What is your favorite part of my body?
Did I mention what you call my boobs?
My love language is skinship. Want to know why?
I love being able to walk around naked when no one is home. Want to get a visual?
I dreamed of you last night. I’d like to talk about it, but it’s very inappropriate.
I want to eat it all…
Surely you can make it difficult for you to get up from your desk without feeling embarrassed.
I’m thinking of some particularly R-rated ideas right now, and you’re the star of them all.
I can’t wait until you’re next to me again or until you’re on top. Oh my God.
How about a slow, long massage? (come over.)
I have some ideas for dessert later, but I’m not talking about ice cream.
I have a present that I would like you to open tonight.
Do you think I look better in a skirt or tight jeans?
I’m really looking forward to tonight’s date. If you play your cards right, you’ll love what I have planned later.

funny and flirty text

I officially have you more on my mind than food. That’s saying something.
I have a theory that text messages are better than chocolate. Can you help me prove it?
I have a strange habit of thinking about you. It’s a problem, but I’m not complaining.
You are like the perfect coffee. It’s hot and sweet and I can’t sleep all day.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and want to eat more.
Our connection is so strong that we both have to name it “Wi-Fi”.
If you want to be my lover, you must reply to my messages.
Quick question: How long will it take you to realize I’m the girl of your dreams?
Do you believe in the love of the first message or should you send another message?
You need to take vitamin U as soon as possible.

sweet “good morning” message

You were the only thing on my mind before I went to bed, and you were the first thing I thought of this morning.
I woke up thinking about you and it put a big smile on my face.
morning! Do you have any fun plans for today? (Aside from talking to me, of course.)
I hope you dreamed about me last night.
I woke up this morning hugging my pillow, but I hope you can replace it soon.
I wish I had woken up next to you this morning.
I miss hugs today.
If I could meet you later, my day would be infinitely better.
You looked great in my dream last night, and I’m sure you’ll look even better tonight.
I guess she’s cute even if she’s sleepy.

truth or dare text

If none of these seem right, why not try playing a text-based truth or dare game? The list of sneaky challenges is long, but here are a few to get you started.

Please feel free to take photos in sexy costumes.
Please send us a photo of yourself wearing your favorite underwear.
Send us a photo of your favorite body part.
Please get naked when you get home.
Choose the food that will leave your body tonight.
Make a “dirty” Amazon wishlist and send it to me.
Have you ever had dirty dreams about me? (What was it about?)
Have you ever sent a nude to someone?
What do you think about while taking a shower?
What’s something you’ve always wanted to try in the bedroom but never had the courage to ask?
What would you say about me to your friends?
If you could spend an entire day doing nothing with me, what would you do?
When did you know I was the one for you?
What did you tell your family about me?
What did you think after our first kiss?
(No words, just a vulgar emoji followed by a question mark. Let me interpret your bravery!)
What is the most childish thing you have ever done?
Please send a photo of yourself wearing something other than clothes.
Try taking a photo of yourself licking something.